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Wigglesticks

When you start to play Resident Evil six,
You hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
To punch or to shoot or to jump or to kick,
You hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.

I'm screaming at Leon because he's so thick,
His spatial awareness is that of a brick !
The camera keeps jerking it's making me sick...
...so hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.

What's with these controls are they taking the mic ?
No hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
Just give me some options, a tactic to pick !
No hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.

These damn QTEs happen too bloody quick !
I'm tired of shaking the analog stick.
If the camera keeps jerking I'm gonna be sick...
...so hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.
      Hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks.